News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
LONDON—While filming the next Mission Impossible movie, an actor who believes Xenu stacked frozen aliens around volcanoes and then flew Douglas DC-8s over them to drop hydrogen bombs and blow them all to smithereens some 75,000,000 years ago shouted at his crew for not wearing masks and not listening to the science.
“We must listen to the science, do you understand me!?” shouted the man who follows the idea that a space lord alien dude came to Earth, then known as Teegeeack, part of a sector called the Galactic Confederation, and blew up a bunch of his people, which transformed them into thetans. “I’m sick and tired of all the ignorant beliefs going around this set! Come on, man!”
“Alright, I’m off to go clear some clusters of thetans off my body,” he said, referring to his belief that the volcanoed, bombed aliens transformed into metaphysical creatures called “thetans” and now attach themselves to humans, and then must be cleared through a process that involves meditation, introspection, and giving the Church of Scientology millions of dolllars. “When I get back, I want everyone to be following…”
He left a dramatic pause here.
Go here to read the rest. Ah, crazy, crazy Tom Cruise.
What would Christmas be without him and the Scientologists?
Tom should of allowed the stunt double to do more of the stunts during Tom’s career, however it’s a form of pride to do your own.
Now, looking at Tom’s beliefs, we can see how fried his eggs have become.
Maverick lost his wingman…or wingnut.
Action Man: 10 Hollywood Stars Who Do Their Own Stunts
1 Tom Cruise. When it comes to Hollywood stars doing their own stunts, Tom Cruise is the most notorious actor for doing so.
2 Kristen Stewart. …
3 Arnold Schwarzenegger. …
4 Chloe Grace Moretz. …
5 Daniel Craig. …
6 Christian Bale. …
7 Harrison Ford. …
8 Jason