Baby Killers and Satan Hardest Hit

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

HELL — A wailing, screeching sound was heard from the Devil’s office today following the defunding of Planned Parenthood by the United States Government.

“NOOOOOOOOOO!” came the sound from Satan’s corner office in the 9th circle of Hell. “AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK”

Witnesses claim the tortured wail was so inhuman it gave them chills. “It was super creepy,” said Hell resident Adolf Hitler.

Defunding Planned Parenthood is a major blow to Satan, say sin experts, who confirm he relied heavily on the organization’s expert use of pseudoscience to make murdering babies sound like a reasonable medical procedure since no one passes children through the fire on altars to Moloch anymore.

“Convincing mothers to get an abortion takes so much work, and Planned Parenthood really helped out a lot. I miss the good old days when mothers didn’t need to pretend they were excising a clump of cells and happily killed their babies in exchange for bountiful harvests and good fortune,” he said. “Man, Moloch was great.”

According to sources, Satan is so distraught over the defunding of Planned Parenthood that he has sought counseling with some of Hell’s greatest therapists. Unfortunately, because it’s Hell, they all give him bad advice, and he is now more miserable than ever.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, July 7, AD 2025 5:10am

Eating the elephant takes time and all of the rainy day’s praying our rosaries on the sidewalk do help. One bead at a time. One more. One more. Three Worse than Murder Inc. closed in Michigan since January first.

The elephant isn’t off the plate yet. But it sure is smaller.

Life. Have Some.

Lead Kindly Light
Lead Kindly Light
Monday, July 7, AD 2025 6:16am

God’s quiet punishment for the Satanic mockery of his son by Whitmer and Nessel with the Dorito stunt that “didn’t mean any offense.” Right.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, July 7, AD 2025 8:43am

The Dorito Priestess is a a roll;

-from Brighter Michigan;

A scandal is brewing involving Gretchen Whitmer and unimaginable government waste and corruption. Internal emails reveal she green-lit a $20 million grant to political ally and former Whitmer appointee Fay Beydoun–a powerhouse left-wing donor. Beydoun’s brand-new nonprofit slipped into the 2022 budget minutes before the deadline, evading watchdogs.

$4,500 on a coffee maker, an $11,000 overseas junket, $130,000 in “consulting,” and a personal salary package of $550,000 a year–the group produced zero documented foreign-investment wins.

The FBI and State Attorney General opened criminal probes and raided agency offices looking for the missing paperwork. One seized email quotes Beydoun bragging the award came “as the governor requested.”

This is cronyism, pure and simple: donate to collect millions in handouts while sipping luxury espresso. While small businesses drown in regulations and families watch grocery bills soar, Whitmer steers taxpayer dollars into a private slush fund for her political machine—and then eyes the White House.

A Bad girl that Grinch.

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Madgalene
Madgalene
Monday, July 7, AD 2025 11:40am

Sadly, the defunding is only for a year at this time but hopefully many killing centers will have to close. At a PP in Colorado, an 18 year old mother was killed and pro-lifers know that ambulances were called at least 7 times in the first few months of this year as the butchers continue on without regulation.

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