News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
VATICAN CITY — Papal sources have just confirmed that the Virgin Mary miraculously appeared on Pope Francis’ toast this morning. Unfortunately for the pontiff, however, the Mother of God looked pretty upset about something — no one is quite sure what.
“Yeah, she definitely didn’t look happy at all,” said Joseph, an altar boy at St. Peter’s Basilica. “Maybe she was going to tell Pope Francis off about using another slur. Or maybe he was teaching unbiblical doctrine again. Maybe she’s angry that His Holiness basically contradicted Jesus by saying all faiths lead to God. Or maybe he was speeding in the Popemobile too much last night. I’m not sure. But she looked ticked.”
While the Pope convened a special council of cardinals to try and interpret the Marian manifestation, the Holy See of Rome has not yet delivered any official comment on the reason for the appearance on the toast beyond confirming that Mary did indeed look pretty irritated.
“Honestly, she’s probably just hoping that we’ll finally start being responsible with the environment and welcome all migrants,” the Pope said in an unofficial interview. “Or maybe she was mad that my toast wasn’t gluten-free. I don’t know.”
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He’ll try to butter her up.
He must have been having a crumby day.
Hummm.
I see a breakfast theme playing out;
Biden had his triumph over Corn Pop.
The Pope gets toasted.
A pop-Tart for Kamaka?
Or a two minute egg?
Come November, may we all celebrate with a Happy-Meal, via the new hash brown specialist at micky D’s.
As Kammy would say, Lets be perfectly clear;
tart noun (WOMAN)
[ C ] mainly UK very informal disapproving. a woman who intentionally wears the type of clothes and makeup that attract sexual attention in a way that is too obvious. [ C ] old-fashioned slang. a female prostitute.
Are we attempting rye humor here? Or do I go again the grain?
Folks, I do think that the Blessed Mother of God would be upset with what Jorge the Heretic is doing to Her Divine Son’s One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. And I do recall that when as a youth I got my very human mother upset, my equally human father would ensure that my behind was so sore that standing vice sitting was a relief. Buckle up, Jorge, because you might be in for an a$$ whopping.