They Could Just Duct Tape Her Mouth

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S. — A strong, capable, independent, girlboss of a woman that “don’t need no man” has reportedly asked a man to accompany her on a job interview in case there are any hard questions.

Tim Walz, running mate for Kamala Harris on her 2024 presidential campaign, didn’t need any further explanation. “Yeah, okay,” he sighed. “I knew what I was signing up for.”

According to sources, the pair prepped for the softball interview long into the night. Walz had hoped to prepare her enough that he wouldn’t have to go, but reluctantly, he called it a night after she failed to answer a question about her favorite ice cream flavor.

“Come on, this is easy,” said Walz.

“Well, there’s just so many flavors!” Harris said, unable to contain her laughter. “There’s chocolate, of course; always a classic. And vanilla! Right? But what is flavor? The flavor is what our tongue likes. If it likes something, right? Then we like it. You know? And ice cream is more expensive these days. It’s getting harder and harder to put ice cream on the table. And I know that because I also have a table. I have a house. I have a car. But some people don’t have those. So basically, that’s bad.”

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Don L
Don L
Thursday, August 29, AD 2024 3:57am

I suspect the left is laughing their morally corrupt butts off knowing they have the power to put up even a dog turd as a candidate and still have a “down to the wire” election. Selling sin gathers voters like flies to a garbage truck.

Frank
Frank
Thursday, August 29, AD 2024 5:26am

Amen, Don L. This is especially so when the society as a whole lost the sense of sin decades ago.

David WS
David WS
Thursday, August 29, AD 2024 7:06am

Harris has spent her whole life being the cute.. or sexy(&more) .. or brown.. -girl(not woman) -who always got her way and got promoted.

The real danger is not her incompetence, but that these things make her potentially the worst tyrant this country has ever seen.

Donald Link
Thursday, August 29, AD 2024 8:34am

Says more about reaching the 50% of the polled voters who say they support her. You can blame it on the country’s education system, general decline of more standards or something in the air that lowers IQs but fact remains that standards these days set a very low bar.

Steve Phoenix
Steve Phoenix
Thursday, August 29, AD 2024 11:15pm

If anyone has not yet seen the rally speech of Kamala Harris today (8/29/24) at Savannah, GA (a rally to which she had to bus in people from as far as four hours away), and her becoming completely mixed up and disintegrating into her now famous Kamala word salad (“He [Trump] even called for the termination of the United State Supreme—the cou—-the supreme land of our nation—the United States Constitution…”), it is clear this woman is on some heavy medication, perhaps antidepressants; and her jumbled speech reflects her intoxicated (either by drugs or alcohol) jumbled brain.

She is already further along and mental disintegration not even having taken Office, then Joe Biden was at this point in time in 2020.

Elaine Krewer
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Friday, August 30, AD 2024 5:39am

A couple of years ago, I honestly believed that due to Biden’s increasingly obvious dementia, Harris couldn’t be any worse if she had to take over due to Biden’s resignation or impeachment. I don’t think so anymore.

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