Even Oliver Cromwell Would be Appalled

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

LONDON — In response to desperate pleas from downtrodden citizens throughout the United Kingdom, Russia announced it was preparing to send troops to liberate oppressed British people from communist rule.

British citizens who had been crushed under a communist reign of terror reportedly rejoiced when hearing the news that the brave, freedom-loving Russian military would soon arrive to set them free from the despotic British government.

“We have heard the cries for help from the persecuted British people,” Russian President Vladimir Putin said when announcing the operation. “Our forces are now on their way to the United Kingdom to liberate these poor, helpless people from the iron grip of their oppressive communist rulers. We are happy to export the freedom we have here in Russia to the countries of the West.”

Upon hearing of their impending liberation, British citizens wept tears of joy. “I have been dreaming of this day!” said London resident Wellington Hamptonshire. “We have been living under communist brutality and oppression for so long that we have forgotten what it feels like to be free. Thank God for the kindness of Russia and Vladimir Putin for risking so much to bring freedom to Great Britain!”

Sources within the British government said Prime Minister Keir Starmer remained committed to retaining power and keeping the people of the UK enslaved under his totalitarian regime.

Go here to read the rest.  Cromwell was a bold, bad man in the words of Carlyle, but the Brits currently may be recalling this passage in their history:

JFK was right:  Those who make peaceful change impossible, make violent change inevitable.

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Saturday, August 10, AD 2024 5:05pm

Starmer is using a two tier style of policing to control protests – one for the left and one for the right. At the moment he is failing because he has come down on ordinary fed-up citizens like a tonne of bricks. And still they will not relent.

He is a bag of contradictions. He is dictatorial in leadership in style yet claims to support left views ie. pro LGBT, pro BLM, anti- Islamophobia etc…he is an atheist yet attends synagogue with his wife. He is not particularly a fan of the monarchy but is happy to embrace his Knighthood. Pretends to be “blu-collar” and a “soccer fan” but has a stiff upper lip that would rival even the late and great Margaret Thatcher. He will say and do anything for power and is undeterred by the fact people see right through his charade.

And with the revolving door of PM’s that Britain has had over the last decade, my bet is he won’t last. He is a phony.

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