DEATH STAR — Viewers of the Imperial News Network were stunned today, as Mark Hamill joined a Death Star press conference to say what a good job he thinks the Emperor is doing.
The surprise appearance, reportedly put together in an effort to shore up Emperor Palpatine’s dwindling support throughout the galaxy, featured Hamill giving the Empire his official seal of approval.
“I hope the next two decades of his tyrannical rule is just as successful as his last two decades,” Hamill said solemnly as he stood behind the podium. “No leader has ever ruled as well as the Emperor has. Everyone should ignore all the negative talk about falling wages, the deadly spice epidemic sweeping across the galaxy, unrest breaking out on every star system, and the continued flood of undocumented Gungans being transported to settle on other planets. Emperor Palpatine is the greatest leader this galaxy has ever had, and I’m proud to serve him faithfully.”
A spokesperson for the Empire thanked Hamill for his endorsement. “The Emperor is honored to have Mr. Hamill’s support,” said Death Star Press Secretary Karibo Jen-Parassian. “He is a revered actor who is obviously an authority on which politicians everyone should side with. The Emperor is even considering making Mr. Hamill his newest apprentice.”
Hamill later said he would do whatever he could to help Palpatine continue to crush his opposition and enforce rigid totalitarianism throughout the galaxy.
Go here to read the rest. I guess being an insane loon helped Hamill be such an effective voice actor as The Joker:
Hamil has a lot of loony thoughts, like many actors. He is an amazing voice actor. Maybe one of the best of all time. He could probably do an entire show by himself and you wouldn’t be able to tell. It’s too bad, I guess, because I was the perfect age for Star Wars, and Luke was a hero growing up.
Outside of Watertown Wisconsin resides the charming village of Reeseville. My wife and I were residents in Watertown at the time.
A movie, with Mark as the lead, was being made in that village. The title and italics read like this;
ReesEVILle.
I’m not sure it ever made it to the Big screen.
Peaceful Reeseville and it’s brush with Luke Skywalker.
For what’s it worth, here’s the trailer;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ciK3e9_jcds
The title outlined evil in red. Not in capitals.