These Class Action Suits Are Way Out of Hand

Don, Actually, the world would be a much better place with more plaintiffs attorneys and more lawsuits like this. The Holy Spirit gave me this revelation, me – white, like a spiritual 2X4 between the whites of my eyes on my white forehead as I walked up to get ashes. All these years, all these centuries, forcing non-white people to have black ashes inflicted on them, all in the name of death. Hideous! Outrageous! Unjust! I know you too can feel their pain. A cadre of empathetic pain-feeling plaintiff$s lawyers can take care of this – out of love, with no thought to their 40%.

I in no way mean to question your insights or perspicacity, but you failed to note the bigger pot of gold and the end of this legal rainbow: REPARATIONS. All the white folks – our ancestors and us – must be required to pay the Big Buck$s to anyone alive who themself or their ancestors was vandalized/assaulted/offended with the mark of the black death. And court orders must be entered henceforth requiring (1) a Synod on Signage and (2) that white ashes be used from now on, worldwide, except in Argentina. Here this will result in a ballot windfall for the democrats that will make multiple-voting aliens look like a small crowd at a papal audience on Easter. Guy, Texas

Don, TY for the honor. It reminded me that near the end of the Constitution they invoked “Our Lord;” and it also reminded me of this line: “for a duck may be somebody’s mother.” Guy, Texas