Dangerous Ash Bearing Extremists

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S. — Law enforcement officials with the Federal Bureau of Investigation were overjoyed this morning to discover the nation’s most dangerous domestic extremists had helpfully labeled themselves with a strange black “X” on their foreheads.

“Wow. This makes our job so much easier,” said FBI Domestic Extremism Investigator Chet O’Grady. “This morning our field offices across the country reported they had observed hundreds of people arriving at various suspected extremist locations, where some strange guy wearing robes marked them with ashes on their foreheads. Now we have thousands more suspects to monitor this year. Jackpot!”

The bizarrely marked potential insurgents will be monitored for terrorist activity, such as attending school board meetings and praying outside abortion clinics. “These sickos are capable of anything,” said O’Grady. “America can rest assured that we will be watching them very closely.”

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Mary De Voe
Mary De Voe
Thursday, February 15, AD 2024 12:55pm

Here I am. Come get me…and do not forget your copy of the US Constitution Art 3 section 3 corruption of blood.

Mary De Voe
Mary De Voe
Thursday, February 15, AD 2024 1:10pm

Corruption of blood is also known as guilt by association. Guilt by association is contrary to and violates free association of Freedom in our First Amendment. “___That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of the ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundations on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.” Declaration of Independence.

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