News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the release of additional January 6 security footage, FBI Director Christopher Wray announced that the bureau would record 44,000 hours of live commentary for a special extended edition release on DVD.
“People want commentary from the experts, and no one knows January 6 better than the people who orchestrated the entire show,” said Wray. “Which is us. We did January 6.”
“In case you weren’t aware.”
Commentary is expected to feature insight from the actual federal agents who infiltrated the Trump rally and directly instigated entering the Capitol building. Agents will reportedly share a mix of political commentary, their thoughts on the overarching themes of the Jan 6 event, and fun behind-the-scenes trivia.
Additional special features for the home release of The January 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol: Special Extended Insurrection Edition also include:
- Deleted Scenes
- HBO First Look: Making an Insurrection
- From Book to Script
- Where is Ray Epps? Interactive Game
- Post Production: Controlling a Narrative
- Special Epilogue by Elijah Wood
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Bonus:
Help the FBI “find” the elusive pipe bombers:
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A 500k reward? So how will this work- will the incite-a-riot department split the reward if one of them volunteers to be the pipe bomber?
Just a guess, but it will probably be accompanied by a short cartoon of the “mostly peaceful” BLM riots, minus the fires and bodies of course.
Should be called “January 6: The (FBI) Director’s Cut”.