PopeWatch: Let’s Pretend

 

News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

VATICAN CITY — A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.

“It’s a match made in pretend heaven,” said local man Angelo Russo as he threw on a dress. “Let’s go ladies!”

According to sources at the Vatican, Pope Francis personally scheduled the make-believe playdate. “Haha, look at me, I’m Catholic!” laughed Pope Francis as he welcomed the men in wigs. “Hee-hee, isn’t this fun? Oh look! Here comes my favorite priest Father Rupnik, pretending to not be a serial abuser. What fun!”

The group spent roughly an hour eating lunch, maintaining their charades for the duration. “It’s so sweet of an elderly man to invite us out to play make-believe,” said local man Salvatore Greco. “My family is always saying things like ‘Hey, don’t inject yourself with dangerous chemicals’ – but not Pope Francis. You know, he’s pretty good about pretending to be Catholic.”

Go here to read the rest.  Why this is just like Jesus eating with tax collectors and prostitutes.  Except for that go and sin no more thing.

 

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, December 2, AD 2023 4:05am

What ever happened to that driving out the demons thingy?

With a busload, you could expell so many in one setting. (Missed opportunity, I’d say.)

CAG
CAG
Saturday, December 2, AD 2023 7:20am

Except for that go and sin no more thing.”

Francis changed this (in one of his encyclicals, I think). Now it’s “Go and try to do better”. Not joking, he actually changed the words of our Lord to the woman caught in the act of adultery.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, December 2, AD 2023 8:23am

Where do transgender women eat when they go out together?

Why, Dairy Queen of course 😧….bad one ..I know.

Sorry.

It’s not that I despise them, it’s that I despise the very people who should be assisting them. The false psychological pathways in enabling them as means of healing them.

Yeah Bob…you got a disorder… let’s work on it.

Yeah Barb ..your a woman in a man’s body. Write me a check for today’s session. $1,250.00
Go grab a ice cream cone. There’s a dairy queen around the corner.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, December 2, AD 2023 9:00am

Cannoli’s filled with spinach and ricotta cheese with meat balls.

That is what I read while watching the second clip. The meal selection. I’m glad the poor had this opportunity for lunch at the Vatican. I suppose that for a trans it’s a very poor life.
Identity theft at it’s zenith.

Holy Cannoli’s….?

Frank
Frank
Saturday, December 2, AD 2023 12:30pm

“It’s not that I despise them, it’s that I despise the very people who should be assisting them. The false psychological pathways in enabling them as means of healing them.”

Exactly, Philip. Sadly, there is more money to be made from “transgender medical care” or whatever today’s preferred descriptor may be, than from actually treating the real mental illness manifested in many cases, and the money seems to determine the mission. Both the medical and ecclesiastical establishments ought to be ashamed of themselves.

And that said, a Blessed Advent to all here.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, December 2, AD 2023 1:06pm

And to you as well Frank. A very blessed walk to Bethlehem for you and your tribe.
Peace.

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