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News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

STAMFORD, CT — An unspeakable horror was averted today as a Federal Bureau of Investigation tactical team expertly rushed by an angry mob of pro-Palestinian protestors screaming “Kill the Jews” to quickly arrest an elderly woman who was quietly praying outside a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.

“You need the discipline to ignore any distractions and focus on where the real danger is,” said the lead FBI agent as the team made its way through the increasingly agitated crowd of protestors in the street. “Sorry, folks! Pardon us, dear citizens participating in your democratic right to assemble in protest! We’ve got a clear and present threat to neutralize!”

The team members, clothed in body armor and armed with automatic weapons, politely excused themselves while passing dozens of people waving pro-Hamas signs, lighting fire to American flags, and chanting “Death to the Jews” before reaching their intended target, 78-year-old Nora Greenwald, who was sitting in prayer outside the Planned Parenthood clinic.

“Take her down! Go! Go! Go!” the team leader ordered as other team members pepper-sprayed Greenwald, tased her, wrestled her to the ground, and tightened zip ties around her wrists and ankles.

“Threat neutralized,” a team spokesman said after Ms. Greenwald was thrown into the back of a prisoner transport vehicle to be taken in for questioning at an undisclosed location and held indefinitely without trial. “We’re proud to get dangerous filth like this off our streets so peaceful people can protest.”

Go here to read the rest.  Arrest pro-Hamas supporters calling for death to the Jews?  We would be lucky if the FBI minions did not take a knee to them.

 

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Tuesday, October 24, AD 2023 2:18am

Just in from the AP;

Domestic terrorist, 78-year-old Nora Greenwald, was found dead in her cell earlier this morning according to Regina Thornburg, Coordinator at theMargaret Sanger Reproductive Health Sensitivity Center located in Newark New Jersey.
Cause of death has been determined to be suicide. Authorities were unable to perform an autopsy due to the extensive damage of the charred body.

Mary De Voe
Mary De Voe
Tuesday, October 24, AD 2023 6:34am

All public land and waterways belong in joint and common tenancy to each and every citizen. I own it all and you own it all. This is why The Catholic League has placed a Nativity scene in Central Park for as long as I can remember. Oh, It went to court but the court cannot force the atheists to place a marker in the park. The court tried to force The Catholic League to have a human being present at all times, but hey that park belongs to each and every person and Jesus Christ is a citizen of the whole world, which His Father created.
The Eighth Amendment applies here and for the priests arrested and sentenced to 17 years. Are we crazy? 17 years for praying for God’s blessing found on every coin and piece of money.

Donald Link
Donald Link
Tuesday, October 24, AD 2023 9:57am

Not as improbable as it may seem. Consider the number of unaccounted for single males crossing our southern border. Those that have been intercepted include a substantial number on the terrorist watch list and Chinese. Of course the authorities will disclaim any cause when the next terrorist attack takes place in this country.

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