News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
CHICAGO, IL — After suffering a humiliating defeat in Chicago’s mayoral election, Lori Lightfoot blamed her stunning loss on “those tricksy hobbitses.”
“They stole it from us!!” wailed Ms. Lightfoot. “Nasty, tricksy little hobbitses!!”
The campaign watched the disastrous results come in from a dimly lit sushi restaurant, where the enraged Ms. Lightfoot gorged herself on juicy-sweet raw fish. “Gone!! It’s gone, precious!!” cried Ms. Lightfoot to supporters. “Filthy, sneaky hobbitses!! Wicked, tricky, false! Curse them! CURSE THEM!!!”
Long considered the electoral frontrunner, Ms. Lightfoot saw her lead evaporate as supporters became steadily more concerned about being murdered. “I just don’t want to die,” said local woman Brandi Buckingham. “I can look past a lot with Lori Lightfoot – the eyes, how she walks on all fours, all of it. I just can’t look past the whole murder thing. I know she’ll take the loss hard, but I really hope she finds a new path forward.”
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There just were too many bullet-riddled bodies of dead young blacks . . .
The fact that she was the first black-lesbian-poorly-dressed-goblin woman mayor couldn’t offset the bloody corpses and the infallible incompetence.
Kind of puts the Daly administrations in a new and favorable light despite their rather distant separation from integrity in politics.
I just ran across this while browsing during a call-in meeting. I didn’t laugh out loud, but it was really close.
A face only a mother could…..oh never mind.
She’s got something good about her.
I just can’t think of it, but deep down, somewhere in the recesses of Mordor, there’s a certain quality.