News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
CHICAGO, IL — Tragedy struck the world and billions of people suddenly and unexpectedly lost their lives as the iconic Doomsday Clock inadvertently sprung forward for daylight saving time, plunging the earth into unspeakable darkness and ushering in the end of humanity as we knew it.
The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, the bizarrely named nonprofit organization responsible for the Doomsday Clock, issued a statement taking partial responsibility for the horrific gaffe while also placing part of the blame squarely on the nations around the world that stubbornly cling to the utilization of daylight saving time.
“We did make the mistake of programming the tradition of having the clock ‘spring forward’ to observe the time change,” said President and CEO of the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists Rachel Bronson in the press release. “But none of this would have happened, of course, if most of the industrialized nations of the world would just stop needlessly flipping the clocks forward and backward a couple of times a year. I mean, seriously, why do we even do it anymore?”
The Bulletin’s statement largely fell on deaf ears, as nations around the globe continued to report mass casualties that began to occur when the Doomsday Clock suddenly struck midnight. Hospitals were overflowing with victims, cities burned, and riots raged in the streets.
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The organization calling itselt the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists is neither atomic nor scientific. It is just another godless worthless useless liberal progressive feminist environmentalist secularist horse crap cat puke propagandist arm of the Democratic Party.
https://thebulletin.org/about-us/science-and-security-board/
https://thebulletin.org/about-us/governing-board/
The real atomic scientists are some of the finest men and women with whom I work on a daily basis. We work to give you clean, pollution free, reliable electricity 24 / 7 / 365. Those people in the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists work (if you can call what they do “work”) to keep you afraid and voting Democrat.
The only redeeming thing about this clock is that it gave us the second track on Powerslave.
We feel very safe here in Michigan.
After throwing away our clocks a sense of calm returned. We did notice that some neighbors wearing their fit bits had died. Oh. And the guy at Batteries Plus. He died too.
You might be late for appointments but you will live.
#nomoreclocks
and
#timeisabadthing
Great resources for daily living in a doomsday environment.
Let’s Go Democrats
Daylight Savings Time returns in just six weeks! It will be light at night! YES! I HATE darkness at 6 and 7 PM.
I am almost 60 and wake up at the same time regardless. By mow, my bladder is permanenty set on DST anyway.