Wednesday, April 17, AD 2024 10:22pm

Baal Has His Image to Protect

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

DEATH VALLEY, CA — Baal, the ancient Mesopotamian deity described in scripture and demonological textbooks such as Pseudomonarchia Daemonum has distanced itself from Balenciaga after the company’s recent scandal.

“I can’t be associated with this stuff,” said the bull-headed demon to reporters. “I have never been associated with Balenciaga or any of their designers or leadership, and I disavow the photographers and designers who created this sick imagery. I will not be taking questions at this time.”

“They’re making me look really bad here,” he added.

Baal is the latest of many entities that have sought to disassociate from the beleaguered fashion brand. Lucifer, Beelzebub, Sathanas, Abadon, Mammon, Belphegor, and Asmodeus, the demons of pride, gluttony, wrath, sloth, greed, envy, and lust have each distanced themselves from Balenciaga.

Several fashion experts, however, criticized Baal’s move to distance itself from Balenciaga. “We in the fashion industry have served Baal faithfully for years. He doesn’t get to back out of this now!” said fashion director Patrick Picard. “Baal! Hear us, Baal!”

Go here to read the rest.

The fire next time is making more and more sense.

 

Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

 

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Outis
Outis
Friday, December 2, AD 2022 6:57am

He was, after all, perhaps the coolest of the Goa’uld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaWYDh_UlA0

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, December 2, AD 2022 7:34am

Fire.
Yes. Fire from the sky.
Many will raise their heads in triumphant fashion, ready for the wedding feast.
Many more will not.
They will tremble and curse God.
They will reap what they have sowed.

Poor lot.

Prepare. Pray. Give testimony while you have breath. Our God is coming.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Friday, December 2, AD 2022 11:39am

Balenciaga is very much grounded in Satanism. There is footage being widely circulated of their runway shows, their creative directors social media account (which has recently gone private) and photo shoots showing links to Paedophilia and child sacrifice. It’s also becoming apparent that conspiracy theories such as “pizza gate” might not be conspiracy theories after all. The rot goes all the way to the top. Balenciaga are not the brand to have satanic associations. The brands latest photo shoot has only generated attention because it has been blatant. I think we’ve only scratched the surface.

Outis
Outis
Friday, December 2, AD 2022 1:07pm

“It’s also becoming apparent that conspiracy theories such as ‘pizza gate’ might not be conspiracy theories after all.” That might have been wrong in the particulars, but I do not understand why people treat it as being ridiculous, if not impossible — even the people who take seriously the scandals around Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Dennis Hastert, etc. It is not a “theory” that the rich and powerful have often treated the poor and powerless as mere disposable objects — it is an observed fact.

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Saturday, December 3, AD 2022 6:06pm

Outis:
As Honore de Balzac observed in “Lost Illusions”, there is no need to invoke conspiracies, when powerful people decide to come together to support common interests: they just act (scramble) ad hoc. The late Joseph Sobran used a beehive as an analogy: although the bees have no leader, their interests keeping them swarming (generally, if inefficiently) in common directions.

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