A rumor is circulating that the Vatican is setting up the first Papal Midterm elections to be held on April 1, 2023. Pope Francis is quoted as saying, “If it worked for that loco gringo Biden, it should be facilisimo for me!” Catholics will vote in special synodal elections that will be held after ten-hour guitar masses interspersed by liturgical dances performed by obese full bodied chancery employees. Suicide attempts are explicitly forbidden during the masses.
PopeWatch: Midterms
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Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 43 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
