News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
So, you’ve learned from Stacey Abrams that you can deal with high food and gas prices by murdering your children – but what other problems in your life could be solved by simply offing your kids? Ms. Abrams has graciously compiled a list of eight other stressors you could have off your back – with a little help from a hitman.
- Climate change – once you stop those suckers from producing carbon dioxide, you’ll never again worry if you’ve done your part to battle global warming.
- You have to pack SO much extra crap for vacation – besides, everyone says Disney is more fun without kids. Why shouldn’t it be magical for the person footing the bill, huh?
- Parent-teacher conferences – no more having to hear about little Johnny talking too much. Because, you know, he’s dead!
- No one will hog your Legos – kids always take the little hinge pieces that you need, which is uber annoying.
- Less risk of sorrow – the fewer people you really love and care for, the less your risk of sorrow. What a deal!
- Having to keep glass on a high shelf – super irritating. Sorry kid, you’re just not worth it.
- Getting behind on your Netflix shows – with kids out of the picture, binge-watching gratuitous violence has never been easier.
- People making a fuss when you die – who doesn’t want to be alone in silence on their deathbed?
Go here to read the rest. Better living through murder should fit nicely on a Re-Elect Abrams bumper sticker.
Well done Fox for giving this lady oxygen. “I hope you come on soon” she says.
Abrams is full of contradictions and lied about 50 times in that breathless monologue of hers. Equating “medical care” with abortion. “The right to control our bodies”. Yes women have a right to control their bodies, that’s why they got pregnant. But hey she has gone on the record to say she will fight for the right of 56% of the black population in the Us to kill its unborn. That’ll keep the black numbers down “fo’ sho’”.
“Its medical care y’all!” A baby is a parasite to get rid of “to save women’s lives”.
Fox News didn’t even ask her the hard questions. “I hope you come on soon” they said. Well done, keep giving her air time.
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did…
Idi Amin.
She even looks a bit like him.
Hummmm
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“I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did…Idi Amin.” Idi Amin was a self-professed cannibal. He said that human flesh tasted salty. Perhaps Abrams might add cannibalism to her list.