Abortion is the Solution to Inflation

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

ATHENS, GA – Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams shocked Americans this week when she insisted we need abortion because “having children is why you’re worried about the price of gas.” She later followed up her comments by reminding everyone they can reduce their bills to zero by just killing themselves.

“As it turns out, not being alive anymore solves almost all economic problems,” said Abrams on Morning Joe. “And if there are fewer people alive, that means fewer mouths to feed and fewer problems in general! I’m very compassionate!”

Abrams’ comments have drawn adulation from her supporters, as they are mostly Communists who get very annoyed at the thought of too many people being alive. Some even called for Abrams to add an innovative “bodies-for-gas” proposal to her talking points, with mobile abortion clinics and suicide booths available at all Georgia gas stations for maximum convenience. Other supporters have recommended that Abrams help Georgians struggling with high hospital bills by euthanizing their grandmothers.

“We applaud Stacy Abrams’ unwavering commitment to raging against the creator of the universe by destroying human life in pursuit of material goods,” said local campaign organizer Lucille Wormwood. “These are the kinds of values Georgians want in public office.”

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She should have stuck to being President of Earth.

 

 

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 3:10am

No. In my neck-of-the-woods we are currently experiencing severe worker shortages. There are more job vacancies than there are people to fill the roles. Imagine all the aborted person who would now be of adult working age? We wouldn’t have this problem if we didn’t abort the millions since abortion became mainstream.

Who gives this woman the air time?

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 4:22am

Who gives this woman the air time?

The same people who believe;
Care no matter what
Abortion is healthcare
Reproductive Rights for All
are valid slogans that empower women and protect them…protect them from that most cruel and aggressive organism that attached itself to an innocent woman. It was called a parasite. A blob of tissue.
A unwelcomed inconvenient and harmful substance that interferes with a women’s mental health.
It’s name?

Choice.

Yes. It’s horrible. Seems the proactive President is a remarkable leader and wants to help. After nine months that choice can be exterminated as to Save The Planet and the mental health of the innocent carrier who was burdened with the disease for all those months. Be a considerate citizen and help reduce inflation. Please get an abortion and we will throw in a frontal lobotomy for free.

Planned Parenthood…Care no matter what.

Mary De Voe
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 4:32am

PHILIP NACHAZEL “Please get an abortion and we will throw in a frontal lobotomy for free”
I cannot stop laughing.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 5:58am

Seen elsewher.

All they had to do was nit be bat-crap crazy. And they could not.

Because it’s what they are.

Vote red as if your way of life and your country depend on it. They do.

We’re on the highway to Hell – the express lane.

Frank
Frank
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 6:53am

Philip, agree with Mary, that’s some Jedi-level trolling right there. I may borrow it to razz a couple of pro-aborts I know. And great point, Ezabelle. The citizens we have lost to abortion were meant to live and make contributions to our society that we will never know. It still baffles me how some of our black brothers and sisters continue to cry racism at every turn while killing off more than half the babies they conceive and lauding the PP butchers who have always consciously placed their abattoirs in poor, mostly black neighborhoods. There is none so blind, etc.
Finally, T Shaw, you’re absolutely right, IMO, about the road our culture is traveling. We may be able to slow the fall if the red wave happens as it appears it will, but we can go right back in the garbage very quickly if we rely on politicians to pull us out all the way. Only the faithful laity can do that. Keep those Rosaries coming and do the things Philip suggested yesterday if at all possible.

Greg Mockeridge
Greg Mockeridge
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 7:05am

Would one want to make this stuff up even if they could?

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 9:07am

Some folks need to have it spelled out for them.
Enter Stacy Abrams;
Shinola was a brand of shoe polish previously manufactured in the USA. The alliteration of the expression ‘doesn’t know shit from Shinola’ partly explains the derivation. Also, without putting too fine a point on it, the two things named in the expression could possibly be confused. However, only one of them would be good to apply to your shoes and only particularly dim people could be expected to muddle them up.

“Dim witted” associated to Stacy, would be a horrible injustice and unfair insult to dim-witted people everywhere. Georgia’s peach is well…just peachy.

Brain flatulence is revered as uncommon valor in the blue camp.
Mighty leader Brandon is the template. AOC, Pelosi and Schumer..
the shar[t] tank of the Democrats.

John L Flaherty
John L Flaherty
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 10:11am

Wow! You know, when I saw the bit about being provided by Babylon Bee, I thought surely this must be satire. Yet I watched the video;…her comments would be very difficult to spin badly.
I never cease being amazed how the Left/Democrats frequently refer to the need for abortion, as women are not ready to be parents yet. By their own sex education training, they should know that the easiest way to solve the problem of unwanted pregnancy is…chastity.
Certainly this woman needs our scorn; she also needs our prayers.

Jason
Jason
Thursday, October 20, AD 2022 1:10pm

“As it turns out, not being alive anymore solves almost all economic problems,” said Abrams on Morning Joe.”

Sadly, the Bee is way too late on this. https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/i-dont-want-to-die-54-year-old-canadian-man-facing-homelessness-applies-for-assisted-suicide/

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