News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WHEATON, IL — The evangelical world is abuzz after VeggieTales creator Phil Vischer, who recently said he supports abortion in some cases, announced a brand new film in which beloved character Laura Carrot aborts her baby carrot.
The feature-length movie, entitled Laura Carrot gets an Abortion: A Lesson in Nuance, follows Laura Carrot as she’s faced with an unplanned pregnancy. After a positive pregnancy test, her friend Bob the Tomato takes her to a nearby Planned Carrothood to rid herself of the unwanted child.
“We used to think Christianity was about love, obedience, and holiness,” said Vischer on his podcast. “But nowadays, we understand that Christianity is about nuance. Christ died so that we may approach difficult issues with nuance. Since killing innocent babies is a very nuanced issue, I wanted to write a story that illustrates the complexities of intentionally murdering innocent life in a way that children can understand.”
Several are already praising the film, including the head pastor of The First Church of Satan in Salem Massachusetts, who called it a “bold, positive new evolution for VeggieTales and Evangelicalism.”
Many Christians have panned the film, however, saying “Dear God… what happened to VeggieTales?”
In spite of the criticism, Phil remains undeterred. “As we love to say around here, God made you special, and he loves you very much. Unless you’re the product of rape or incest. NUANCE!”
Go here to read the rest. Vischer has been an uber Leftist jerk for a very, very long time after making a pot of money off conservative Christians. Good to see that we Catholics aren’t the only ones cursed by such grifters.




Abortion is not nuanced. Making money brain washing children on the “good” of abortion is gross. How much did Planned Parenthood pay him?
Bob has the basics;
*Your gonna have to serve somebody *
Bob Dylan;
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody
Yes indeed, you’re gonna have to serve somebody
Well it may be the Devil
Or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody
Many an entertainer has chosen to serve somebody…and regrettably so.
Killing the child for the sins of his father the rapist is un-Americaa, uncivilized and unjust.
Ignorance reigns supreme in the abortion camp. Less than a hundred years ago men chose to believe that the whole chid was in the sperm, kind of like the sun going around the earth.
God’s covenant said that two shall become one. When the sperm fertilizes the female egg, two become one new person with DNA and an innocent immortal human soul, forever and forever.
As a pro-life worker, some men had no problem with berating me for letting, what they believed, was all the human children in their sperm being wasted without my professing protection for them. So many men with total ignorance of God creating an innocent, immortal soul at procreation, a new human being, innocent, the standard of Justice for our nation, the beloved of God and a brother in Jesus Christ.
With all of our science the invincible ignorance of some individuals is mind boggling and impervious.
What a tone-deaf moron. Only someone devoid of simple basic sense would poke fun at abortion. On the bright side, the man has made a career out of weird vegetable-themed animation – so jokes on him. What a legacy.