Puppetmasters’ Gestapo

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

 

LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — In an effort to escape the wrath of a weaponized federal government, supporters of former president Donald Trump are placing Biden signs in their yards with the hope that it will cause the FBI to pass over their houses.

“Of all the different catastrophes plaguing the country these days, we expect these FBI raids to be the worst,” said Josh Wears as he hammered the post bearing the Biden sign into his front yard. “If we make it look like we’re devoted Biden followers, maybe the regime will have mercy on us and we’ll be spared.”

Fears have grown among conservatives as they have watched the Biden administration unleash a series of devastating plagues on the United States, including crushing inflation, oppressive gas prices, high unemployment, and rising taxes. It only stands to reason, some say, that new waves of FBI raids are imminent.

“We’ve heard about the great exodus of conservatives leaving places like California, so we need to be ready for anything,” Josh’s wife Monique Wears said as she hurriedly prepared some unleavened bread. “Placing the Biden sign in the yard is just one of the ways we can be prepared for the coming storm. Plus, Biden’s goons are probably dumb enough to be fooled by a yard sign anyway.”

 

Go here to read the rest.  Unfortunately, Lisa Gallagher would tell you this is not satire and this country is no longer the America we thought we lived in.

 

The Secret Police FBI needs to be destroyed root and branch.

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Wednesday, September 14, AD 2022 8:41am

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Greg Mockeridge
Greg Mockeridge
Wednesday, September 14, AD 2022 2:00pm

“This is Soviet and there is no other word for it.”

A cheap knock off…but yeah.

The Christian Teacher
The Christian Teacher
Wednesday, September 14, AD 2022 10:27pm

I have friends who believe Mike Pence was the Leftist mole in the Trump administration. My friends point to Pence’s recent sickening defense of the FBI & his slander of anyone who wants the FBI to come to an end. And they point to the fact that Mike Pence has not been targeted by the FBI or DOJ.

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