News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Insider trading expert and husband of the Speaker of the House Paul Pelosi has pleaded guilty to a DUI charge and has been sentenced to live with Nancy Pelosi again after 5 days in prison.
“You recklessly put innocent lives in danger, and I have no choice but to make an example of you,” said the judge at the sentencing. “In five days’ time, you will fly out to Washington, D.C., and move in with your wife Nancy. May God have mercy on your soul.”
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Nancy Pelosi kept her five children. Yet Nancy Pelosi wants you to abort your children. Hypocrite