News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
MAR-A-LAGO — Anonymous sources are alleging that among the documents confiscated from Trump’s residence were the top secret plans to the White House. These plans are said to reveal the building’s only weakness: a thermal exhaust port only 2 meters wide.
“It’s impossible to overstate just how close we came to losing our fully armed and operational Washington D.C.,” said FBI Director Wray. “A direct hit from an AR-15 on the thermal exhaust port on the southeast corner of the White House roof would set off a chain reaction that would destroy the entire District of Columbia.”
Sources also claimed that since Trump’s sons had extensive experience bulls-eyeing baby elephants in Africa that are no larger than 2 meters, it was only a matter of time before “insurrectionist scum” made a move to destroy the entire facility.
“Just think — Washington D.C. could have been destroyed!” said Director Wray. “The FBI just saved Washington D.C.!” Reports confirmed that FBI approval plunged another 12 points after Wray’s statement.
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If the left was hell bent on creating the new nation of DonaldTrumpistan, what would they be doing that’s any different than what they are doing now?
Since he, the President, can declassify info and he did declassify according to Kash before he left, it appears they needed to know exactly what he had on them.
I assume it was a public relations exercise – either a flex to intimidate or more manure to feed their mushrooms in the electorate. Since they had already been permitted to inspect the documents moved off site and the President had been co-operative, there was no reason to raid the premises to see them. They got a blank check from the partisan Democrat / Epstein minion to whom they shopped the application, so were hell bent on finding something embarrassing. Evidently Barron doesn’t toke.