Perhaps the Keystone Kops Should Have Made the Raid?

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — New reports from Mar-a-Lago indicate that during Monday’s raid, FBI agents searching the house ran quickly to see the safe only to find it empty with an angel of the Lord standing beside it. According to eyewitnesses, the FBI agents trembled and became as dead men.

“Do not be afraid!” began the glowing angel, gesturing to the open and empty vault. “I know that you seek the classified documents taken by Trump. But behold! The Documents you seek are not here!”

The agents drew their weapons and fired on the angel, but the bullets passed through the celestial being, striking the wall behind.

“Now, go!” the angel continued. “Tell your boss, Director Wray, that the documents are not here, just as Trump said.”

Trump responded to the incident, saying: “Low-IQ FBI agents searched my house and didn’t find anything! Pathetic witch hunt! And they talked to my angel. Well, one of my angels. I have so many angels. All the best angels.”

 

Go here to read the rest.  Trump terrified the Deep State.  They are going berserk trying to make sure he doesn’t get a second chance to drain the swamp.  This whole fiasco also demonstrates that the FBI, in its current Stasi incarnation, is becoming a fifth rate law enforcement organization, its attention diverted to creating crimes to solve and acting as enforcers for the Democrat Party.

 

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