News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The president shot back at what he called “Super Duper Ultra MAGA Turbo Titans” Monday as he claimed “you can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-American” despite being the commander in chief of a nation founded by an insurrection.
“Can you imagine Thomas Jefferson calling for the blood of tyrants? What if John Adams refused to pledge fealty to King George? England would’ve nuked us to oblivion. It would’ve been total malarkey anarchy!” said the unblinking Biden, unflinching in the face of a citizenry increasingly questioning whether he is fit to be president.
“Look, here’s the deal, these Capitol insurrectioneserutes are traitors to American ideals because they wanted to challenge the results of an election,” Biden confirmed. “I know this for a fact because a traitor is everyone who does not agree with me.”
“We saw what happened,” he continued, referring to the events of January 6. “Law enforcement agencies were speared with terrorist javelins dripping in blood, surrounded by carnage.”
“These are all things that actually happened that I am not making up,” he added.
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Just a friendly reminder, the real insurrection occurred in November 2020 under the cover of darkness. Biden was installed not elected. pic.twitter.com/n8tcxZ9ad5
— Political Poet (@PoliticalPoet13) July 27, 2022
Pro-tip: If Joe and Jane Average Americans ever get fed up enough to exercise, in Lincoln’s words, their revolutionary right to overthrow the government, clueless politicians and befuddled media talking heads will not have to guess about what is going on.
Satire just keeps writing itself. I never thought I’d see the day where the Plagiarist-in-Chief is out plagiarized by the Babylon Bee. But alas!
They incessantly talk about threats to “our democracy.” What they mean is their corrupt, incompetent oligarchy and the predatory deep state bureaucracy.