News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a passionate speech in which he begged gas stations across the country to lower gas prices, Biden ended with a plea to pollsters, asking them to raise his approval rating.
“Come on, man! 33 percent? You pollsters can do better than that!” said an increasingly frustrated Biden. “What are you all doing all day anyway? Just standin’ around? Find me some more numbers! You don’t want me coming over there. I’ll mess you up! Furblenibbits! Branfredischzsazure!”
Officials from Gallup, Newsweek, and Real Clear Politics all confirmed they are working as hard as they can and hope to pump Biden’s numbers a few points soon.
In his speech, Biden also demanded Ukraine lower its war casualty numbers, the banks lower inflation numbers, and his aides increase the amount of cinnamon in his applesauce.
Go here to read the rest. Stolen elections have consequences. His Puppet Masters are in the process of cutting poor puppet Biden lose and he is in free fall.
Come on man. You know..the…thing.
The Democrats have proven themselves to be the pond scum of democracy. Brandon is deserving the low points. Each time he blames others for his p*** poor choices and allegiance to destroying fossil fuel production, he sinks another point.
His fruit is rotten.
So is the party he represents.