A Real Indian Wouldn’t Be Seen

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

CHEVY CHASE, MD—Police arrested a tomahawk-wielding Cherokee Indian hiding in the bushes outside Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh’s home this week. After hours of questioning, authorities discovered the would-be assassin was none other than Senator Elizabeth Warren.

“Me big angry at Kavanaugh for taking away right to choose,” said Warren. “Paleface always break treaty to not overturn Roe v. Wade. Never keep word! I come here to take scalp so Roe stay.” Warren then let out an ancient war cry passed down from her ancestors.

Experts believe Senator Warren may have been radicalized by her own rhetoric in recent months, as well as the rhetoric commonly found on every mainstream news channel, NPR, Twitter, The View, and all of Chuck Schumer’s political speeches.

“By the Great Spirit, I will defeat Justice Kavanaugh in tomahawk battle and save women’s right to kill baby for convenience!” said Warren as authorities took her away in handcuffs.

 

Go here to read the rest.  The politics of rage is always a sowing of the wind followed by the reaping of the whirlwind.

 

 

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David WS
David WS
Thursday, June 9, AD 2022 4:05am

Chief originally from OK also wants to use federal lands in safe States to provide killing fields for abortion. Disgusting grandma, MA is ashamed.

MikeS
MikeS
Thursday, June 9, AD 2022 7:26am

We’ve never had an assassination that changed the balance of power in this country, have we? Kennedy replaced by another Democrat, etc. (Lincoln to Andrew Johnson maybe the closest to a change? ) These arepeople don’t know that fire is hot…

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