News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In its first big win since the inauguration in 2021, the Biden Administration announced that the Disinformation Governance Board has narrowly outlasted failed subscription program CNN+.
Citing the first bit of positive news for the White House, Disinformation Board head Nina Jankowicz announced her resignation, saying she was excited to continue fighting disinformation on TikTok by singing more lovely showtunes.
“Lasting three weeks despite receiving billions of threatening memes from Russia-backed Jack Posobiec and his followers has only galvanized my resolve to fight disinformation,” sang Jankowicz to the tune of South Pacific’s “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair.”
The White House released a statement thanking Jankowicz for all of her hard work defeating disinformation and wished her well in future endeavors that would surely be far, far away from any future government position. They added that the Disinformation Board was all her idea and never theirs and they actually had doubts about the whole idea in the first place but never wrote them down so you’ll just have to trust them on that.
Go here to read the rest. Well, at least when Caligula appointed his horse to the Senate he used the entire horse and not just the horse’s hind end. On the other hand the horse could not sing, which now that I think about it is also a point in Caligula’s favor over the Puppetmaster administration.
I wonder which one of the Puppetmasters gave her the word that she needed to resign to give cover to Joe 81 Million LOL?