News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After the incredible success of his free crack pipe program, President Joe Biden has announced a new 80 billion-dollar program to provide every white suburban woman in America a set of free wine glasses.
“We want to help everyone cope with the pain and suffering wrought by mysterious forces completely unrelated to the Biden Administration,” said Press Secretary Jen Psaki while taking a swig of Chardonnay from a government-issued crystal glass. “If you drown your sorrows in wine, or crack, or whatever, it’ll make the next 3 years go by much quicker!”
Sources say that after confirming citizens’ gender and whiteness level, the government will send a free set of 8 glasses to suburban women, white Karens, wine mommies, and furbaby mommas across the country.
Psaki confirmed the details of the new program. “As a real human president who is really smart and alive and who understands common people, he wants to make sure the white women all have wine glasses so they can drink in style,” she said. “And wine glasses way classier than drinking straight out of the wine box most women hide in their bathroom cabinet.”
Go here to read the rest. Clever political strategy. The drugged and the drunk are, after all, core Democrat constituencies.
America’s paper of record reports that Jen Psaki assured everyone that all receiving free, made in China crack pipes are fully vaccinated.
Hunter Biden was seen disguised in a fake mustache and dark glasses entering the WH to get his free crack pipe.
Isn’t some of the fentanyl coming from China? Are we having 21rst century opium war?
Basically all of the fentanyl is coming from China. The amount that Diversion identifies as missing is relatively tiny. (“Tiny” is hard to figure with stuff where a few salt-grain sized bits is enough to kill you.)
First round, it was directly shipped in.
Second round, they shifted to sending it to Mexican cartels, mostly.
Third round, they send the chemicals to make it to the Mexican cartels– that’s even harder to block.
Debunking that’s going around, shortened– you have to get to the very bottom to get the whole detail.
“They’re not giving away free crack pipes. They’re giving free disease avoidance drug-use kits, which MAY INCLUDE crack pipes, as needed, since home made ones are dangerous.”
Everybody should doubt the information coming from the Biden regime.