News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a press conference yesterday, Biden said he underpromised and overdelivered, claiming that he outperformed the nation’s expectations for him during his first year in office.
Our fact-checkers here at The Babylon Bee rate Biden’s claim as true, as the nation was very impressed with the fact that he’s still alive after one year. Everyone agreed that he outperformed Americans’ expectations by not having dropped dead during his first hundred days in office, with many expressing their utter shock and amazement that he has not kicked the bucket long ago.
“Yeah, I totally thought he was a goner,” said Iowa man Justin Russ-Mason. “I’m really impressed here. When I saw him at the press conference yesterday, I thought to myself, ‘Man. Now there’s a president who is still alive.'”
Snopes quickly fact-checked the rapidly spreading claim that Biden is alive, finding the statement “mostly true”.
Contributing factors that caused Americans to think he would die well before he marked one year in office included the fact that he’s 187 years old, his obvious dementia, and his close proximity to Kamala Harris. Nonetheless, he’s still alive and well.
Go here to read the rest. Reminds me of Isaiah 3: 4.
And I will give children to be their princes, and the effeminate shall rule over them.
If God has decided to hold this country in Judgment, Biden and his dementia fueled “Presidency” would be Exhibit A in demonstrating that is what is occurring. American Catholics get the double whammy of having President Chastisement at the same time as Pope Chastisement.
It pains me to say this as an American citizen, but Joe Biden is not well.
How could anyone watch this presser & think otherwise?pic.twitter.com/EUvU7JxARa
— #ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) January 20, 2022
I recall my joy when Reagan was President and John Paul II was Pope. I didn’t realize I was living through a brief reprieve.
Bonus:
Go here to read Larry Correia’s eloquent and profane marking of the one year anniversary.
