News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
PANGEA—With President Biden unable or too sleepy to do anything about the rising gas prices, former President Donald Trump has come to the rescue. He has funded the creation of a time machine so he can go back in time and kill dinosaurs so they can become more fossil fuels.
“It’s the best time machine, the greatest,” announced Donald Trump as he geared up to kill dinosaurs. “It’s the only one with ‘TRUMP’ written on it in big letters.”
Trump says his plan, inspired by famous native American Turok, is to go back somewhere between 6 thousand and 240 million years ago to the time of the dinosaurs and just start killing as many as he can. He says he’ll be careful not to step on any butterflies, though, as that could mess up the timeline, but it’s “open season on all the dinos.”
“The more dead dinosaurs, the more oil—that’s how it works,” explained Trump.
He then showed off the weapons he was going to bring: a bow and arrow for traditional dinosaur hunting; some piano wire in case he wants to strangle a few dinosaurs silently; and weaponry for larger dinosaurs. “I thought I would need silver bullets, because that’s a T-Rex’s weakness,” said Trump. “But it ends up I was thinking of werewolves. A T-Rex’s weakness is a LAW rocket launcher.”
Go here to read the rest. Nothing hits the average American harder and more regularly than higher fuel costs, the engine of inflation.
I saw one as I filled up in Halletsville as my wife & I with friends were doing our annual Painted Churches Pilgrimage.
I should have taken a picture of it.
The inclusion of Turok is just the perfect topper to this article. chef’s kiss
Sons of Stone have to stick together.
Nothing hits the average American harder and more regularly than higher fuel costs, the engine of inflation.
Disagree: a manifestation of inflation. The engine is excess growth of the money supply. Except in odd circumstances, the Fed has one job, and they’re not doing it. We had to relive 1967 last year and now 1979 this year.
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