On a chaotic recent morning at the Vatican:
Pope: Is it safe to go out?
Swiss Guard: I think so Holiness. We have shooed them into another section and deployed reinforcements to hold them back.
Pope: Their cries are deafening!
Swiss Guard: They are loud Holiness.
Pope: Was anyone hurt?
Swiss Guard: Five cardinals were last seen being chased by them. Five Swiss Guards are reporting minor injuries.
Pope: How did they get in?
Swiss Guard: Unknown currently Holiness.
Pope: Execute them all! I want no survivors!
Swiss Guard: Yes, your Holiness. What should we do with the bodies?
Pope: Eat them and give the remainder not eaten to the poor.
Swiss Guard: Five hundred fat American turkeys will be plenty of good eating!
Pope: Yanquis locos! They are, como se dice, gas lighting me!
And with that PopeWatch will be on Thanksgiving hiatus until November 29.
