#Thread Tucker Carlson’s Monologue On The Prosecution’s Collapsing Case Against Kyle Rittenhouse
“Not much of a prosecution. In fact, at no point did the prosecution make its own case, they made Kyle Rittenhouse’s case. Open and shut." pic.twitter.com/wQ9plFChaw
— The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) November 10, 2021
News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
KENOSHA, WI—As the prosecution rests its case in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, state officials expressed regret over hiring lawyer Lionel Hutz to lead the prosecution.
“We were told he was one of the best,” said the mayor of Kenosha, Bob Kenosha. “Some guy down at Moe’s Tavern told us he was the man for the job. I’m feeling pretty disappointed right now.”
According to sources, Hutz brought in video evidence of Rittenhouse’s innocence and coached his witnesses to testify that they pointed a gun at the defendant first.
“Apparently, Lionel Hutz thought he was on the defense team,” said Mayor Kenosha. “We tried to tell him he was actually the prosecutor but it was too late. Then he tried to stop everything by saying ‘objection’ over and over and then tried to distract the jury by removing his pants.”
Go here to read the rest. In their haste to hold a wholly political trial, the District Attorney’s office in Kenosha apparently forgot that even political trials need this quaint thing called evidence of guilt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUhamxPnY_I
