Rittenhouse trial should be over immediately. pic.twitter.com/PHZnHS5rD9
— Viva Frei (@thevivafrei) November 8, 2021
News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
KENOSHA, WI—Prosecutors in the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial have asked the judge to declare a mistrial after the defense team produced clear video evidence of Rittenhouse defending himself against a wave of violent Communists.
“This isn’t fair!” said the prosecuting attorney. “This clear, undeniable video evidence of Rittenhouse epically sending wave after wave of zombie-like Antifa thugs back to the abyss from whence they came—entirely in self-defense, we might add—has permanently tainted this case.”
Sources say that as the video played, the entire court oohed and ahhed at the sight of the epic chad Kyle Rittenhouse defending the safety of his friends and neighbors against “a bloodthirsty horde of white Commies and child molesters” who were trying to burn down the city.
As the video faded to black, the entire jury rose to their feet in applause, chanting “KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!”
Go here to read the rest. This has been the worst mismatch since Bambi v. Godzilla:
Now, I’m no lawyer and I admit I may have watched too much Law and Order at one time, but it seems to me that this case should be dismissed with prejudice. If I am not mistaken, double jeopardy is attached to such dismissals.
Looks like Robert Barnes already answered my question.
https://twitter.com/barnes_law/status/1458515588716761096?s=21