Tuesday, March 19, AD 2024 4:11am

Taliban Victorious

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After hearing from his advisors that the Texas Republicans are exactly like the Taliban, President Biden immediately offered an unconditional surrender to them.

“Oh man, they’re exactly like the Taliban? I surrender!” a frightened Biden said after one of his cabinet members quipped that the “backward” Republicans in Texas are “just like the Taliban.” “I will give them whatever they want. Weapons? They’re theirs. Military vehicles and vessels? You got it, Jack. Pallets of cash? Whatever!”

“Whatever their demands are, fine. The country is now under the control of the Republicans of Texas. May God have mercy on us all.”

Biden then held a somber press conference where he let the nation know that we have lost yet another war on his watch and that he wanted to be the first to welcome “our new Republican overlords.”

Go here to read the rest.  Contemporary Leftism is a form of parasitism that eventually kills the host society.  In the face of foreign forces that are immune to it, Leftism capitulates and retreats.  Woke Generals like Mark Milley respond to the Afghanistan debacle just as one would expect:

One can imagine just how our woke military will do against China.  I am sure Milley is already taking lessons in Mandarin.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, September 20, AD 2021 8:30am

The Drone strike killing innocent children and neutralizing harmful bottles of water by the Biden administration is right in line with their domestic policy of killing innocent children via abortion on demand, so it doesn’t come as a surprise. The incompetence of the administration are the fruits of the Democratic party and it’s rotten to the core policies that go against Judeo Christian principles. Because of their constant feeding upon the vomit of their anti-life platform including the destruction of the family, they blindly follow the blinded leadership. They are their own worst enemies. Confusion and ineptitude are the hallmarks of the Jack Ass party.

Way to go Democrats!

Make the Taliban Great Again.
[ Imagine the blue MTGA hats in time for the midterm elections. ]

ISIS-K
The “K” must represent the kindred spirits between Joe, the CCP and the Taliban.

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