Friday, March 29, AD 2024 3:54am

Club Fed Event

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is disappointed by the low attendance at the D.C. rally they organized for Trump supporters today.

In spite of the FBI’s best efforts to lure a bunch of angry MAGA insurrectionists to the Capitol this weekend, only a few hundred FBI agents dressed as MAGA insurrectionists showed up.

“Ivermectin! Get your hot, fresh Ivermectin HEEEERRRRE!” cried one agent selling bootleg Ivermectin tablets from Tractor Supply Company. Unfortunately, he only made a couple of sales to a few other FBI agents from other field offices he didn’t recognize.

“Greetings, fellow Trump supporters,” said another agent. “Let’s go insurrect the government, shall we, fellas? Maybe kidnap Gretchen Whitmer? Whadaya say boys? Say—I sure do love racism!” He was then immediately tackled by three other FBI agents who dragged him to an unmarked van.

Another field agent passed out flyers for a “Super Secret Satanic Pedophile Meeting”, but was sad to find there were no takers, except one lady named Hillaria Clintonania.

“Man, to put so much work into something, only to have it flop like this, it kind of hurts, you know?” said Agent Arlo Chitbag, who had organized the event. “No one even seemed interested in my ‘Make Your Own Pipe Bomb’ booth!”

Go here to read the rest.  Hey Feds, you really need to work on the whole concept of “undercover agents”:

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David WS
David WS
Sunday, September 19, AD 2021 4:04am

Lol.
If only we had a actual news media to report this comic irony..

DJH
DJH
Sunday, September 19, AD 2021 5:14am

I am glad I do not work for them, as I would be very embarassed

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Sunday, September 19, AD 2021 5:39am

Silly me! I thought this was about the Federal Reserve, which is more dangerous to everything you hold dear than the idiotic gang that can’t lie straight.

Seen on the world wide web: “Three Out Of Five Servers Regret Switching Votes For China Joe.”

Frank
Frank
Sunday, September 19, AD 2021 6:07am

Saw a great cartoon yesterday, I think it was at Ace of Spades blog, showing a herd of wolves dressed like sheep, one of whom is standing with his sheep mask removed. The standing guy says, “Is anyone here NOT an FBI agent?” LOL.
Trump called this “rally” out as a setup, and he seems to have been onto something.

Foxfier
Admin
Sunday, September 19, AD 2021 6:18am

You guys know why the chose that day, right?

https://nationaldayofremembrance.org/about/

Second Saturday of September, remembering aborted children. Got moved because of 9/11.

Same way they kept the national guard in DC when they had no work or even place to keep them, through the March for Life’s usual date.

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