US Capitol Police in full riot gear pic.twitter.com/vftDmmYVEc
— Lisa Bennatan (@LisaBennatan) September 18, 2021
News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is disappointed by the low attendance at the D.C. rally they organized for Trump supporters today.
In spite of the FBI’s best efforts to lure a bunch of angry MAGA insurrectionists to the Capitol this weekend, only a few hundred FBI agents dressed as MAGA insurrectionists showed up.
“Ivermectin! Get your hot, fresh Ivermectin HEEEERRRRE!” cried one agent selling bootleg Ivermectin tablets from Tractor Supply Company. Unfortunately, he only made a couple of sales to a few other FBI agents from other field offices he didn’t recognize.
“Greetings, fellow Trump supporters,” said another agent. “Let’s go insurrect the government, shall we, fellas? Maybe kidnap Gretchen Whitmer? Whadaya say boys? Say—I sure do love racism!” He was then immediately tackled by three other FBI agents who dragged him to an unmarked van.
Another field agent passed out flyers for a “Super Secret Satanic Pedophile Meeting”, but was sad to find there were no takers, except one lady named Hillaria Clintonania.
“Man, to put so much work into something, only to have it flop like this, it kind of hurts, you know?” said Agent Arlo Chitbag, who had organized the event. “No one even seemed interested in my ‘Make Your Own Pipe Bomb’ booth!”
Go here to read the rest. Hey Feds, you really need to work on the whole concept of “undercover agents”:
Lol.
If only we had a actual news media to report this comic irony..
I am glad I do not work for them, as I would be very embarassed
Silly me! I thought this was about the Federal Reserve, which is more dangerous to everything you hold dear than the idiotic gang that can’t lie straight.
Seen on the world wide web: “Three Out Of Five Servers Regret Switching Votes For China Joe.”
Saw a great cartoon yesterday, I think it was at Ace of Spades blog, showing a herd of wolves dressed like sheep, one of whom is standing with his sheep mask removed. The standing guy says, “Is anyone here NOT an FBI agent?” LOL.
Trump called this “rally” out as a setup, and he seems to have been onto something.
You guys know why the chose that day, right?
https://nationaldayofremembrance.org/about/
Second Saturday of September, remembering aborted children. Got moved because of 9/11.
Same way they kept the national guard in DC when they had no work or even place to keep them, through the March for Life’s usual date.