Civil War II

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—In a stirring address to the country today, Biden has announced a new Civil War.

“Look, folks—here’s the deal. For real this time. No joke. The words on the screen I’m supposed to read are saying that we’re gonna force millions of people to get vaccinated against their will. Gotta do it folks,” said Biden as he read off the teleprompter. “To enforce this, we’re just gonna have ourselves a little Civil War. It’s been a while since we had one of those. Let’s just fight it out until all the unvaccinated people are dead or we’re all dead which will stop the spread of COVID. Win-win, folks.”

Biden assured the American people they will lose the upcoming Civil War as they don’t have any F-15’s or nukes. Any unvaccinated Americans who survive will be sent to special camps where they will learn the importance of getting vaccinated.

“For real, I don’t see how anyone can be against this! Come on, man!” Biden said.

Go here to read the rest.  Thank God The Bee is just satire!  Right?  Right?

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T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Friday, September 10, AD 2021 5:14am

Shut Up, America!

With “Fourteen Days To Flatten The Curve” the first 577 days are always the hardest.

Of course, they treat Taliban terrorists better than ordinary Americans

Forget Joe Biden.

This is how the corrupt, China-controlled junta rules.

The Delta variant of China virus hysterics is naturally fizzling. Herein the Chinese-controlled junta is one, about falsely to claim this illogical nonsense will have ‘worked;’ and two, deflecting and distracting from their massive failures. Pretty soon you will get tired of losing.

Irish democracy.

John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy
Friday, September 10, AD 2021 9:00am

Listening to the Glenn Beck show interview of Bill O’Reilly. He is perfectly fine with what Biden is doing and said that he has this power. He thinks he may have gone too far, politically, for requiring private companies to do it, but thinks he has that power. He thinks this covid is the worst thing ever and the unvaccinated are the cause of the continuation of the pandemic. What a dope!!

Art Deco
Art Deco
Friday, September 10, AD 2021 10:14am

and the unvaccinated are the cause of the continuation of the pandemic. What a dope!!

They aren’t. The vaccines have their limits. We’re learning what the limits are. With that in mind and given a rough actuarial assessment of risks and benefits, it’s perfectly reasonable for someone under a certain age to beg off on their own behalf and for parents to beg off on behalf of their children.

Rudolph Harrier
Rudolph Harrier
Friday, September 10, AD 2021 10:29am

If we have learned nothing else in the last two years, it is that the establishment conservatives (both in congress and the political commentators) are even more worthless than we had previously thought. Which I wouldn’t have thought possible two years ago.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, September 10, AD 2021 11:48am

I’m anticipating his next presser; JB-
“By 2018 we will have achieved 99% Vaccination status in the whole of the United States.”
Yep.
Clear as dope.

J. Ronald Parrish
J. Ronald Parrish
Friday, September 10, AD 2021 6:34pm

Regardless of your position on voluntary vaccination for yourself and family, realize this is only a test run to see what is achievable by compulsion. Climate change caused by people, must protect the planet, compulsory sterilization by injection after two children? Only one of limitless possibilities for these totalitarians. This is about more than this one disease.

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