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Safety First

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

NEW YORK, NY—Planned Parenthood today announced that in the interest of public health, the organization would begin vaccinating unborn babies before killing them.

“Everyone needs to be vaccinated, including the inconsequential clumps of cells we’re murdering– um, I mean aborting,” said a Planned Parenthood spokesperson. “With deadly COVID on the loose, we can’t be too safe. We need to make sure unborn babies don’t give our abortionists COVID while they’re being murdered– um, I mean, aborted.”

The spokesperson was quickly fired for accidentally using the word “murder” twice.

According to sources, Planned Parenthood will use a government grant to immunize both mothers and their babies to ensure health and safety before the baby is prematurely removed from its mother’s womb and killed.

“We do this because we care about human lives,” said a brand-new Planned Parenthood spokesperson. “We will always go the extra mile to ensure our murders are completed safely. Oh no! I mean abortions!”

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, August 13, AD 2021 3:05am

Yesterday at Planned Parenthood in Traverse City we were in the battle.
4pm to 5pm Fr. Jarvis, Fr. Roman and Fr. Jim lead the attack. Rosary barrage.

This is the 9th month of this frontal assault upon the death camp. Every Thursday afternoon you will find seventeen to twenty individuals who refuse to allow the executioners to wage war without opposition.

Worse than Murder Inc. will fail.
They will disband.
They will be crushed by the heel of the Virgin Mary.

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