Friday, April 19, AD 2024 6:14pm

Compromise

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Catholic bishops stirred bitter controversy this week by asking people to repent of murder, Father Brian Shannon has offered President Biden a tasty compromise: replacing the Eucharist with a ‘Nilla wafer.

“While as Catholics we must object to unifying the body, soul and divinity of Christ to someone who is unrepentant in their support of murder, we fully support President Biden’s right to enjoy a vanilla wafer,” said Father Shannon. “Now can a vanilla wafer undergo transubstantiation? Really getting into the metaphysical weeds here, but to be safe we’ll leave them off the altar until Joe comes up and pull the ol’ switcheroo.”

President Biden has reportedly been outraged over a movement to deny him the eucharist, claiming that he does not personally support murder, but simply supports women’s access to murder. He also supports forcing the public to pay for murder, and wants to eliminate tax dollars going to crisis pregnancy centers that offer alternatives to murder – but to be clear, once again, he does not like murder.

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Don L
Don L
Saturday, June 26, AD 2021 5:14am

See, there they go again. Vanilla…just more white racism! Why can’t it be mocha or chocolate?

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, June 26, AD 2021 5:31am

Why abuse a Nilla Wafer like that?
Here.
This is fitting;
A Milk-bone doggie treat.
Until he realizes the difference between the sacredness of human life v. the animal kingdom rights, he should only chew on a Milk-bone.

Something to ponder from PF;

https://www.tfp.org/for-pope-francis-the-holy-eucharist-is-the-bread-of-sinners-for-saint-thomas-aquinas-it-is-panis-angelorum/?PKG=TFP210625&utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Pope+Francis+Changes+Meaning+of+Eucharist&utm_campaign=TFP210625+-+Pope+Francis+Changes+Meaning+of+Eucharist&vgo_ee=xUpuUiRm2FOvi2FX%2F6ELJLDJ2DT9kzKMCETN1PeKn4E%3D

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