Friday, March 29, AD 2024 4:14am

At Least Nero Was a Decent Fiddler

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As fuel shortages cause long lines at gas stations across the country, President Biden admitted he was worried that this may hurt Carter’s chances against Reagan in the upcoming election.

“Listen, it’s a real problem,” said President Biden to his bathtub, which he had mistaken for his press pool. “People need gas. All the Latinx and poor kids need gas– even the white kids. I’m just worried President Carter may not get reelected. Reagan’s comin’ on pretty strong.”

Solutions proposed by Biden include building some sort of an “extra-large pipeline” to carry more gas into the country or making everyone exchange their automobiles for bicycles. 

“We have to do something before Reagan catches Jimmy Carter in the polls!” said Biden. 

Go here to read the rest.  But hey, no more mean tweets from Orange Man Bad, so it is all good.  That seven buck a gallon gas we are heading for will be a small price to pay.

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