WASHINGTON, D.C.—Standing on the shoulders of all the brave souls through the centuries who fought for equality, American liberals have finally smashed that glass ceiling in with a curling iron. At long last, the term woman (probably a Don Draper invention) will be replaced with a term that expresses true appreciation for all that the female sex entails: “Child Factory Who Bleeds”.
Liberals for years have been trying to throw off the shackles of bigoted terminology, but could never quite figure out how to encompass femininity without resorting to that awful term. The change has, of course, come as welcome news to the people who every day have their eye sockets burned by the term “women” when going to use the bathroom. Instead, trans people will lead better, fuller lives by the constant public reminders of menstruation.
In D.C. a confusing scene broke out as liberals in Handmaid’s Tale outfits gathered to chant “Ba-by, Fac-tor-y! Ba-by Fac-tor-y!”. Reporters initially thought they were protesting abortion restrictions, and claiming men only saw them as baby-makers. The liberal females were, in fact, claiming to just be baby-makers. “We don’t need men to tell us we are baby factories! We can reduce ourselves to baby factories! Babies!!!” screamed the ‘Handmaids’.
Go here to read the rest. Contemporary Leftism in the best case analysis is a cult; in the worst case analysis it is a form of mental disorder.
This would be funny, but the Babylon Bee tends to be more of a visionary site, not a satire site. As Rush used to say “You can’t make this up.”
They may have finally found something that won’t be co-opted by the crazies.
Those “child factories” are certainly far less productive than in years past, but then again, their astute management hardly wants to risk investing in making any product that requires any maintenance and expense, regardless of its intrinsic value. Most have moved onto more productive endeavors like pet care and pooper scoopers.
“A Missouri Congresswoman is being widely panned after calling women “birthing people,” in a speech at the Capitol Thursday.
Rep. Cori Bush, a Democrat, made the comments while discussing how doctors dismissed her pain during her two pregnancies.”
https://nypost.com/2021/05/08/missouri-congresswoman-under-fire-for-calling-women-birthing-people/
Democrats replace ‘women’ with ‘birthing people’:
https://video.foxnews.com/v/6253015184001#sp=show-clips
Interesting article over at American Inst. for Economic Research:
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https://www.aier.org/article/the-baby-bump-that-wasnt/
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I honestly don’t blame any woman (or man) for not wanting to have children in the envirnoment we are currently in.
Identity theft takes on a broader definition as the left goes off the deep end.
What next?
A midwife to be called an mini-human extractor. Maybe a vaginal subcontractor. I’m sure their wordsmiths will pounce on it soon enough.
The left is criminally insane.