News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
The filibuster has always been a racist tool of white supremacy and oppression.
We just didn’t say anything until now.
Along with the filibuster, we found nine OTHER things that are also racist, and we always considered them to be racist. We just didn’t want to say anything until it was convenient.
Here they are:
1. The filibuster – We’ve covered this. But the filibuster is a tool of white supremacy, because it is hurting our chances to push our agenda. Really, anything that stands in our way is probably racist.
2. Having just nine seats on the Supreme Court – Anything short of having 156 seats, all Democrats, is racist.
3. Rice Krispies mascots Snap and Pop (but not Crackle) – Crackle seems alright. But those other two have always been a little sus.
4. The keto diet – The only people who ever post about doing keto are white women. So it’s racist.
5. Opposing segregation – If you oppose segregated graduations, schools, or drinking fountains, you’re a racist. It’s always been this way. We just didn’t speak up until this moment.
6. Zoom meetings – We must banish these forever because they’re, uh, racist. That’s it.
7. Asking for ID – Asking for ID for anything from voting to buying alcohol is racist. But not buying guns. That’s just common sense.
8. Microsoft Zune – The Zune is racist and it’s a good thing it was canceled. Though we do miss playing Hexic.
9. Schrödinger’s cat – Simultaneously racist and not racist. We’re not sure.
10. Having a dream that one day people will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character – This is probably the most racist thing on this list.
Go here to read the rest. The charge of racism has become the modern day equivalent of excommunication in the Middle Ages. Like excommunication at that time, go here for an example, its overuse to achieve debatable political goals eventually renders it a nullity. That is a shame because real racism, just like real heresy, are terrible things. However, when everyone is a racist, just as when everyone is a heretic, it is too easy to reach the erroneous conclusions that no one is a racist and no one is a heretic. While Donald Trump was President the Democrats in the Senate invoked the filibuster 314 times. Now they condemn it as racist. The charge is meritless and a complete partisan sham.
COVID vaccinations require an ID.
Of course, “racist” is liberal code talk for someone that represents opposition to the lies and nightmarish agenda. .
Schrodinger’s cat is racist if he’s white. That’s deterministic. He is a living racist and a dead racist until his state is known, but all living white people are racist, and ALL dead white people are racist.
Whether Shrodinger’s cat is racist depends upon who is opening the box. If a liberal is opening the box, the cat is racist and the liberal is merely exposing the cat’s racism. If a conservative opens the box, the cat is racist because a conservative would only open boxes for racist cats. If no one opens the box, the cat is a covert racist hiding from the opprobrium of society. If the cat is not racist, why is it hiding and not proclaiming its anti-racism? The only quantum state of a non-racist cat is like an empty atomic orbital.
Excellent. Thanks for the correction.
Excellent gents, but it is impossible for us to keep up with real life cat racism!
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=apologizes+for+kitler+cat&&view=detail&mid=550FC035949E4EC07D0B550FC035949E4EC07D0B&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dapologizes%2Bfor%2Bkitler%2Bcat%26FORM%3DHDRSC3
Come on! What can be more racist than expecting someone to prove they are who they say they are in order to vote?