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PopeWatch: The China Reset

From a year in the future:

The Chinese Government today named President Xi Jinping as the next Pope of the Catholic Church.  In a secret codicil to the Vatican-China deal, China was given the right of appointment for all future Popes of the Catholic Church.  Former Pope Francis has retired to Hong Kong and is currently incommunicado.   Pope Xi Jinping promptly announced the following initiatives:

  1.  All future sermons of Catholic clergy will support socialism as defined by the Chinese government.
  2. A portrait of Pope Xi Jinping will be above the altar of each Catholic Church.
  3. New Bibles will be issued cleansed of passages inimical to the Chinese government.
  4. All old Bibles will be publicly burned.
  5. The death penalty is being reinstituted in the Vatican State for whatever offenses the Pope deems is merited.
  6. All KofC fish fries in Lent will now feature lots of rice.

In an interview with a Chinese state-run publication, Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin welcomed the opportunity for China and the Holy See to work together to “build a more secure and prosperous world.”

“The prospect opens up that two ancient, great and sophisticated international entities – like China and the Apostolic See – may become ever more aware of a common responsibility for the grave problems of our time,” Parolin said in an interview with the Global Times published May 12.

The Global Times is an English-language newspaper owned by the People’s Daily, the official newspaper of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China.

The cardinal told the state-owned paper that “inculturation,” a Catholic missionary practice, and “sinicization,” a Chinese government campaign, can be “complementary” and “can open avenues for dialogue.”

“Inculturation is an essential condition for a sound proclamation of the Gospel which, in order to bear fruit, requires, on the one hand, safeguarding its authentic purity and integrity and, on the other, presenting it according to the particular experience of each people and culture,” he said.

Reaction in the Catholic world was mixed.  Archbishop Vigano, before he was seized and taken to a re-education camp in China, said, “Do you believe me now you bloody fools?”.  Mark Shea released a post stating that the magisterium was the magisterium and that Chinese Communism was obviously the best exemplar of Catholic Social Teaching in today’s world.  Cardinal Cupich said that he hoped to inform on report to the new Pope on the loyalty of American bishops to the new state of affairs.  Cardinal Burke is thinking about releasing a critical statement.  Our Sunday Visitor is now being printed in Mandarin Chinese.  Father Mateo Ricci in Heaven reportedly said, Are you people down there all on drugs?

President Biden has named his son Hunter as the new ambassador to the Holy See.

 

PopeWatch at The American Catholic is reporting from an undisclosed location in the wilds of Central Illinois.

 

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, February 20, AD 2021 3:56am

Well.
I must admit.
Pope Xi Jinping’s Chasuble has never looked so clean. It’s amazingly white.
Especially the collar.
No more dirty rings.
H-umph?

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, February 20, AD 2021 4:31am

From a recent CNN townhall. Mr. President J. Biden speaking about the new Pope;

“And so the idea I’m not going to speak out against what he’s doing in Hong Kong, what he’s doing with the Uighurs in western mountains of China and Taiwan, trying to end the One China policy by making it forceful — I said — and by the — he said he — he gets it. Culturally, there are different norms that each country and they — their leaders — are expected to follow.”

And they, the left, stuffed ballots and risked imprisonment to have this weak befuddled old man lead US.

Just one more example of the signs of our times.

John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy
Saturday, February 20, AD 2021 6:18am

Philip, I know from a reliable source that the ability to get the clothes so clean is an ancient Chinese secret…

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Saturday, February 20, AD 2021 6:34am

“Are you people down there all on drugs?” That’s the best. I’m sure we look like an awful lot of things from up there. The day Shi Shi Ping becomes Pope, I’m hoping God shows His Mercy on us and sends a great big meteorite to hit Earth the day after.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Saturday, February 20, AD 2021 6:43am

JFK..

🙂

Aqua
Aqua
Saturday, February 20, AD 2021 10:37am

In the new Church Of The Brotherhood of Man, this reflection may be more prophetic than satire – where he who is currently accepted as “Pope” wears not a crucifix, Christ Crucified but a medallion depicting antichrist, one leg facing front and the other facing back https://www.barnhardt.biz/2021/02/19/the-satanic-bernardin-bergoglio-pectoral-cross-why-are-the-feet-facing-different-directions-because-the-figure-isnt-christ-it-is-the-antichrist/ bringing the sheep out of the fold, rather than in.

The Pope is he who appoints the Bishops, no? Chairman She claims that right in his … growing … and widely acclaimed domain.

CAM
CAM
Saturday, February 20, AD 2021 10:20pm

Have to admit the Pope’s pectoral cross is bizarre. Wonder who gave it to him?

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, February 21, AD 2021 3:56am

CAM

Good question.
I wouldn’t be too surprised if it came from the Lodge;

https://onepeterfive.com/freemasons-love-pope-francis/

I’m reminded to keep what is good and discard what isn’t. I never assumed that the occupier of St. Peter’s Chair would fit into that category, but, unfortunately my naivete has gotten the better of me when it comes to papal issues.

He publicly denounced Freemasonry.

Today I would have to say – so what.
It hurts my heart to have to feel that way about the Vicar of Christ but he has earned my mistrust.

So I continue to pray for his soul.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, February 21, AD 2021 6:59am

https://www.lasalette.org/reflections/1095-pope-francis-s-pectoral-cross.html

Innocent.
Good shepherd caring for his flock.
?

You discern.
Many poor choices by the pontiff to bring about the wishes of the Lavender Mafia and increase the role of relativism within the Church?

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Sunday, February 21, AD 2021 6:39pm

Philip- I’m beginning to feel your sentiments also. It’s hurting the Faithful.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, February 21, AD 2021 8:31pm

EZABELLE.

I love JRR Tolkien’s climatic nail biting endings. When all seems doom has had the last word, suddenly the Light enters and darkness is banished.

My Hope is and will always be with God.
Men? Not so much.
Pope’s come and Pope’s go.
Damage control is tomorrow and nobody has tomorrow so we light our candles and count our blessings.

Peace.
That’s our gift.

Don’t let anyone rob you of yours but freely give it away. More comes to those who share.

CAM
CAM
Sunday, February 21, AD 2021 11:36pm

The link from lasalette.org described the pectoral cross and named the artist that designed it. Never any mention of the backward turned leg. Is there a dark message there or was the artist born with that deformity? It gets curiouser and curiouser. Like the Pope using what appears to be a stang.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Monday, February 22, AD 2021 1:37am

Yes no truer words Philip. Keep focus on Our Lord. Eyes on God always.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, February 22, AD 2021 4:59am

What are you talking about CAM?
Isn’t your right foot facing backwards?

What deformity?

🙂

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, February 22, AD 2021 5:34am

“At the opening Mass of the Synod on Youth in 2018, Pope Francis carried a staff in the form of a ‘stang,’ an object used in satanic rituals.” The wooden crozier — with the arms of the cross in a “V” shape rather than forming a “T” — was given to the pope by Italian young people for use at the Mass. – from the net.

CAM.
I missed that one. Were lucky a group of Americans from New York didn’t hand him a pink Vigina hat.
He might of replaced his Miter for it and began to celebrate Mass.

A Counterfeit Church will remove Christ from the Cross.

Hey. Those Italian children were jazzed about their stick being a part of the opening Mass for the synod.
“Cool”….I mean “sick.” I’m so outdated.

GregB
Monday, February 22, AD 2021 9:36am

The Church hierarchy needs a remedial class on Christ’s Temptations in the Wilderness. Christ rejected the very worldliness that the Church hierarchy is currently in the process of embracing.

GregB
Monday, February 22, AD 2021 10:24am

To me the Church hierarchy is acting more like bureaucrats than shepherds. The USCCB as bureaucracy, Bishop Gregory as the bureaucrat’s bishop in the diocese of bureaucracy. The Vatican as bureaucracy. Biden as the president of the bureaucracy. Bureaucrats of a feather flocking together. The relationships appear to be incestuous.

GregB
Monday, February 22, AD 2021 10:27am

Correction I should have said Cardinal Gregory Mea Culpa.

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