Thursday, March 28, AD 2024 9:19am

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News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—Hopeful Trump supporters are eagerly awaiting overwhelming evidence of massive voter fraud that will swing the election for Trump where it rightly belongs. Sadly, hopes were dashed after it was revealed that Trump’s campaign website is holding a mega-blowout clearance sale on MAGA hats.

“What does this mean?” said die-hard Trump fan Gabby McSmitty. “Is it over? Is Trump going to ‘release the Kraken?’ The suspense is killing me!” 

Currently, the listing on the site says “Everything must go!” and hats are being sold at the bargain price of 5 for $20. 

“We can only conclude that Trump is making room in his warehouse for his ‘Victory 2020’ hats or something,” said McSmitty. “It’s either that or some sort of top-secret message from ‘Q’ I have to decipher.”

Trump responded to the widespread concerns on Twitter, saying “DON’T WORRY! Just getting BIGGER, more BEAUTIFUL hats. Fraud will SOON BE EXPOSED!!! I WON!!!!”

Go here to read the rest.  Good one Bee!  However, the joke is on America, but I doubt it will keep us laughing over the next four years, although I might stifle a chuckle or two after the media announces next year that President Biden has suddenly expired/retired/been committed to a nursing home and that President Harris is in charge.  Caligula’s horse, at least, never advanced beyond the Senate.  Trump TV, after Trump buys CNN and fires everyone, might be one of the few bright spots in the gloom, that and the Republican impeachment of Harris after the GOP flips the House in 2022.  The future, ever that mad undiscovered country.

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