News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
TEXAS—The Biden-Harris bus has gotten itself in trouble again while driving through Republican territory in Texas.
The bus was going down the highway when Kamala Harris and her running mate, Joe Biden, heard a low rumbling behind them. “Oh no!” Harris said. “It’s him!”
“Witness me!” the president cried as the Presidential War Rig forced the bus off a Texas highway. “Today I shall enter Valhalla. I will reign as president eternal: shiny and chrome!” The bus tried to get away, making for a strong Democratic voter area over the Mexican border.
But Trump’s presidential driving skills are unmatched and they couldn’t shake him.
Trump leaped out of the War Rig onto his opponent’s bus, the president armed with a sawed-off shotgun. “I run for office! I win! I run again!” he cried as a frightened, screaming, and sleepy Biden curled up in a ball in the back of the bus.
Go here to read the rest.
I see the Biden campaign agrees with the Bee’s account and is asking the FBI to investigate. Timing works out for them because the election will be over before the FBI finds nothing.
An aid on the War Wagon is allegedly saying she heard Trump pray. He was talking about how sleepy Joe called him a clown. The aid then heard these words;
“I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!”
[The two. VP Pence and Trump. ]
-the many………
The media and the party that has bought the media.