News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the U.S. Post Office. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all.
The new stamp, dubbed “The Trump-Stamp,” to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption “GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER.”
Don Lemon broke the news in a tearful address to the nation last night. “Our democracy is over,” he said. “It doesn’t exist anymore. I will never send another piece of mail ever again, and neither should you or else you’re a racist.”
Go here to read the rest. The Democrats are having their viral convention this week, in case you are ignoring it like most Americans. Trump completely dominates the news, as he has since he was nominated in 2016 and as he will up to his last day in office. Trump believes that there is no bad publicity as far as he is concerned, so long as everyone is talking about him. This election puts that belief to the test, but as I learned in 2016 the smart money does not bet against Trump.
Yes, it is real. Not a SNL spoof. When Trump wins it will probably be worse—and it’s not funny.
This is real? I’m four minutes in and just don’t think I can continue to watch this.
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