Leftist Ventriloquism

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

MENLO PARK, CA—A new nonprofit organization is teaming up with app developers to help people of color find and adopt white liberals to speak for them. The program is called Adopt A Voice and will help people of black and brown descent express what they truly desire, think, and mean to say.

“I signed up for it,” said African American Bradley Trent from Columbus, Ohio. “They paired me up with a 37-year-old white girl named Claire who claims to be bisexual but as far as I can tell she just really likes cats.” 

When asked what his opinion of the program was, Claire responded on Bradley’s behalf, “Bradley is just so grateful to have his voice heard especially on key issues like women’s right to choose, climate change, and especially trans issues.”

Bradley later commented, “I had no idea that’s what I meant to say. Amazing.” 

“At Adopt a Voice we know that speaking and thinking for yourself can be challenging. We have a huge team of interpreters who know exactly what ethnic minorities are really thinking, what they really want, and what they really mean to say,” said program director Eve Zohar. “We know that every person of color will thank us for what we say on their behalf, and if they don’t they hate themselves.”

Go here to read the rest.  White Leftists love blacks as long as know their place and don’t commit thoughtcrime.

 

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David WS
David WS
Thursday, June 18, AD 2020 5:40am

What Candice states…… IS SYSTEMATIC.

WK Aiken
WK Aiken
Thursday, June 18, AD 2020 10:52am

Another voice to heed is Sonnie Johnson.

While she is more vinegar than honey and, sadly, has a contentious relationship with Ms. Jones, they do speak from the same side of the ramparts. Her admonitions to Republicans about abandoning the urban vote to Democrats is revealing to say the least.

WK Aiken
WK Aiken
Thursday, June 18, AD 2020 12:04pm

Owens, not Jones. I blame autocorrect.

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