The Babylon Bee: Our National Paper of Record

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

ATLANTA, GA—Many people think of Don Lemon and his fellow CNN hosts as elite, out-of-touch snobs. But this couldn’t be further from the truth.

Take, for instance, Don Lemon’s compassionate act of generosity to the Trump campaign. He just filmed a commercial for Trump’s reelection, entirely free of charge.

CNN said they are trying to smooth things over with Republicans by donating footage to Trump’s reelection effort.

“I just wanted to extend an olive branch by offering the Trump campaign this free footage of a progressive elite mocking the commoners,” Lemon said. “Since we at CNN spend most of our time trying to help out Democrats and parroting progressive talking points, it’s only fair that we even the odds by offering Trump free ammunition to ensure his reelection.”

“You’re welcome!”

Go here to read the rest.  Seriously, if one wishes to keep up on what is going on in this country, a daily stop at The Babylon Bee is called for.

 

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Nate Winchester
Nate Winchester
Thursday, January 30, AD 2020 10:17am

In the same way a certain “apologist” talks about how republicans use abortion, I’m starting to wonder if CNN doesn’t actually want Trump to lose because he’s such a ratings boost and they don’t know what they’re going to do if he’s gone.

I’ve actually begun to suspect that about a lot of the Left.

c matt
c matt
Thursday, January 30, AD 2020 1:45pm

Like any good drama, you can’t kill off the villain to soon.

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