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Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast

“Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said. ‘One can’t believe impossible things.’

“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ said the Queen. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”–Lewis Carroll, Alice through the Looking-Glass

  1. Stephen Hawking, Sean Carroll, and Lawrence Krauss enter RCIA classes, preparatory to entering the Church.
  2. Madonna is admitted to a cloistered Carmelite Nunnery.
  3. Nancy Pelosi, Richard Durbin, Andrew Cuomo and several other Democrat politicians join a demonstration against abortion at a Planned Parenthood Clinic.
  4. President Trump cancels his Twitter account and engages in a two-week silent retreat.
  5. Pope Francis invites 10 “climate change deniers” to Castle Gandalfo, to tutor him on how science is done.
  6. Dear Reader:  you name the sixth.

 

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Bob Kurland, Ph.D.

15 Comments

  1. 6. Catholic politicians are refused Holy Communion because of their belief and support of legalized abortion on demand.

  2. Mac,

    “7. Mark Shea converts to Catholicism. (Bad Don, Bad Don!)”

    Old saying, “You can take the boy out of the country. But, you can’t take the country out of the boy.” Seems as if the same applies to “Presbyterian.”

  3. Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, Al Gore and the States of Californication, Oregon, Washington and Vermont will support safe, clean nuclear energy.

    And Gov Andy Cuomo will repudiate what his father Mario did to the Shoreham nuclear power plant on Long Island, rescinding the order to shut down my Alma Mater Indian Point in downstate NY.

  4. Televangelist Benny Hinn posts ad for interpreter of tongues, glossolalia Ph.d required and this just in from LA: Tony Robbins scorches souls (sic) of feet during fire walk ceremony.

  5. 6. Fr Martin rejects every heresy on homosexuality and begins celebrating the TLM.

    OR

    6. Pope Francis answers the dubias with 5 “No”, and calls for a Reform of the Reform.

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