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Martyrs Read Joel Osteen Tweets

From those delightfully twisted folks at The Luthern Satire.  May I suggest a follow up of martyrs reading selections from National Catholic Reporter editorials?

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Stephen E. Dalton
Stephen E. Dalton
Thursday, October 2, AD 2014 7:07am

Can Mark Shea be next?

Paul W Primavera
Thursday, October 2, AD 2014 10:17am

Ha! Good one, Stephen Dalton!

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Thursday, October 2, AD 2014 2:46pm

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Barbara Gordon
Barbara Gordon
Saturday, October 4, AD 2014 10:30am

My sentiments exactly.

Elaine Krewer
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Saturday, October 4, AD 2014 3:08pm

This is hilarious, and including the 1970s “Match Game” theme song as background music is just the icing on the cake.

Catholic pilgrim
Catholic pilgrim
Sunday, October 19, AD 2014 3:57pm

Haha. Joel Osteen also wants to remind all the early Church holy Martyrs, Saints & Ascetics that God wants them to be wealthy, have a nice suburban house (or mansion), lots of nice cars, and lots of cash. “Prosperity Gospel” is just another sad, purely American invention (like Mormonism or Jehovah’s Witnesses).
Joel Osteen to the beheaded, ascetic St. John the Baptist: “fulfill your dreams, embrace your career, & thrive to a new level of wealth.”

Catholic pilgrim
Catholic pilgrim
Sunday, October 19, AD 2014 3:59pm

Joel Osteen’s theology is just a more “conservative” version of the Oprah theology.

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