From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:
Both sides are now blaming the other over whose shoddy work caused the fall of the tree.
When asked to comment Pope Francis said, “I knew we should have planted an apple tree and then shot any serpents who got within 50 yards of the tree!”
Where’s Joyce Kilmer when you need him?
Oh my. I’m not going to be able to meditate on the Mystery of the Agony in the Garden without thinking of this satire.