Hide That Fat!

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From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  I don’t know.  I think perhaps a better approach is to go the Mark Shea way and be a JOLLY.  One of the advantages of the fat acceptance movement is that you can partake of the Frank Cannon diet guilt free:

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Always remember however that anything, even fat, can be taken too far.

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